Damn.
I really feel like shit.
I'm stuck in a dead-end job catering to capitalistic pigs and I hate myself for allowing this travesty to continue. I see all the alternate possibilities my life can change into in the pages of Jobstreet but there's always something to hold me back. i.e. chinese language requirement, 2 years exp, etc, etc,
Yet, I'm not miserable. Mebbe it's the weed.
But fuck this shit, This is not a career. It never was and it never will be.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Ray's Watchmen Movie Review
I watched it.I say it's an exalting experience.
I say it's a refreshing break from the monotony of mindless violence.
I say it's a work of art.
GO WATCH IT!!!
FUCK!!!
THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!!
ROCKS!!!
Thursday, December 4, 2008
My Wedding Plan.
Arr... while perusing the blogs of my peers... I came across a post: My Wedding Plan. Well, lets just say that I wanna do it too! A deep lesson might be learned here when one compares a male's weddin plans to that of a female. Specifically question 24.
1. How old are you?
26
2. Are you single?
Fuck You.
3. In what age do you think you'll get married?
Hopefully before I slam into 35.
4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
Again Fuck You.
5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Any destitute woman from any destitute family in any destitute country. Preferably Eastern Bloc (Cheque'O'Slovakia, U'Crane or Rus'R'sia - you know blonde, blue eyes, dirt poor, uneducated and desperate).
6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional wedding?
A simple courtroom ceremony with 1 judge, 4 witnesses and a binding contract + alimony.
7. Your ideal motif?
If by motif you mean the theme of the ceremony - then I would probably be wearing a black business suit, my bride will be wearing something silky and beautiful with some big fat black diamonds on her neck. Yeah, the weddin rings will also be black diamonds. (what? i do wanna spoil her a bit) Everybody else can wear whatever the fuck they want and the courtroom can be however the hell the judge likes it.
8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
The honeymoon would start immediately after the wedding since we will be transiting and staying for a few days at several countries on the flight back to Malaysia. So therefore if I grabbed a Russian babe - we will honeymoon in Ukraine, France, Greece, Egypt, India and finally Malaysia.
9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
One judge and 4 witnesses.
10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
Like I said before, Courtroom wedding. One judge, 4 witnesses, alimony. Period.
11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you'd make up on your own?
Contract + Alimony.
12. How many layers of cake do you want to have?
Huh? Uhh...3 layered vanilla sponge, rick chocolate covered cake...Fuck, we'll get this when we're in France. Best patisseries around.
13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place?
No reception. Courtroom mah.
14. When do you want to get married; evening or morning?
I don't think any judge would wanna wake up at midnight so Morning it is.
15. You'd rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
I don't think they usually make courtrooms an outdoor facilty so Indoors.
16. Do you like a grand entrance for your bride?
I dunno what kinda grand entrance she can pull off with just those 4 witnesses but she can go for it!
17. Name the song/tune you'd like to be played at your wedding.
Judge won't allow that.
18. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
It should be Solemn.
19. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
Blonde, Beautiful, Racked, Dumb and Desperate.
20. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
Finest.
21. Champagne or red wine?
Red wine. Gotta try.
22. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
Like I said before - right after.
23. Money or household item?
Money, of course. I don't think her parents would accept a fridge for their daughter.
24. Who will pay for the bills?
Me. Duh.
25. Are you ready for married life?
Now? Nah. These are all plans for the foreseeable future.
26. Will you always be true to your wife?
Yes. Cause I cannot afford to get another one.
27. How many kids do you like?
Gosh, I'll take however many God gives me. If God decides that I should somehow become rich - My "mansion" will be turned partly into an orphanage so everyday the voices of playing children will echo down my hallways. I can think of no better way to die than to die of old age in the garden with the sound of playing children wafting in the air.
28. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
If I can afford it a new one but if not then old one lah.
29. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
Depends. I dunno.
30. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
I will eat whatever cuisine is available at the moment - so long as it's halal or kosher.
31. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
A picture maybe. I've got a contract mah.
32. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
Fairuz! I tagg u!!!! Ur weddin is more imminent than ours is.
1. How old are you?
26
2. Are you single?
Fuck You.
3. In what age do you think you'll get married?
Hopefully before I slam into 35.
4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
Again Fuck You.
5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Any destitute woman from any destitute family in any destitute country. Preferably Eastern Bloc (Cheque'O'Slovakia, U'Crane or Rus'R'sia - you know blonde, blue eyes, dirt poor, uneducated and desperate).
6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional wedding?
A simple courtroom ceremony with 1 judge, 4 witnesses and a binding contract + alimony.
7. Your ideal motif?
If by motif you mean the theme of the ceremony - then I would probably be wearing a black business suit, my bride will be wearing something silky and beautiful with some big fat black diamonds on her neck. Yeah, the weddin rings will also be black diamonds. (what? i do wanna spoil her a bit) Everybody else can wear whatever the fuck they want and the courtroom can be however the hell the judge likes it.
8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
The honeymoon would start immediately after the wedding since we will be transiting and staying for a few days at several countries on the flight back to Malaysia. So therefore if I grabbed a Russian babe - we will honeymoon in Ukraine, France, Greece, Egypt, India and finally Malaysia.
9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
One judge and 4 witnesses.
10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
Like I said before, Courtroom wedding. One judge, 4 witnesses, alimony. Period.
11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you'd make up on your own?
Contract + Alimony.
12. How many layers of cake do you want to have?
Huh? Uhh...3 layered vanilla sponge, rick chocolate covered cake...Fuck, we'll get this when we're in France. Best patisseries around.
13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place?
No reception. Courtroom mah.
14. When do you want to get married; evening or morning?
I don't think any judge would wanna wake up at midnight so Morning it is.
15. You'd rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
I don't think they usually make courtrooms an outdoor facilty so Indoors.
16. Do you like a grand entrance for your bride?
I dunno what kinda grand entrance she can pull off with just those 4 witnesses but she can go for it!
17. Name the song/tune you'd like to be played at your wedding.
Judge won't allow that.
18. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
It should be Solemn.
19. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
Blonde, Beautiful, Racked, Dumb and Desperate.
20. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
Finest.
21. Champagne or red wine?
Red wine. Gotta try.
22. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
Like I said before - right after.
23. Money or household item?
Money, of course. I don't think her parents would accept a fridge for their daughter.
24. Who will pay for the bills?
Me. Duh.
25. Are you ready for married life?
Now? Nah. These are all plans for the foreseeable future.
26. Will you always be true to your wife?
Yes. Cause I cannot afford to get another one.
27. How many kids do you like?
Gosh, I'll take however many God gives me. If God decides that I should somehow become rich - My "mansion" will be turned partly into an orphanage so everyday the voices of playing children will echo down my hallways. I can think of no better way to die than to die of old age in the garden with the sound of playing children wafting in the air.
28. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
If I can afford it a new one but if not then old one lah.
29. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
Depends. I dunno.
30. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
I will eat whatever cuisine is available at the moment - so long as it's halal or kosher.
31. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
A picture maybe. I've got a contract mah.
32. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
Fairuz! I tagg u!!!! Ur weddin is more imminent than ours is.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
What in God's Name?!?!
While perusing the vast ocean that is Google, I happened across a small gem of a site. Twas a site who's owner collected a rare thing in any day and age... pics that make you go "What in God's Name is That??!!"
Good God in heaven. What is this shit??
Anyways... go visit the site! http://www.reddit.com/domain/dontclickthis.whatingods.name
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Anwar Gives Up.
Anwar gave up. I heard it from a realiable source saying that he, Anwar Ibrahim, when asked on the issue of PR's thrice-extended deadline for a governmental takeover, said "Enough with the topic already! Let's focus on working together in the midst of the uncertain economic climate." or some such... this means, ladies and gentlehobbits, that we can forget about a PR government. It's not happening. Well, not now lah, in the future? Who noes? Sigh, after all that rethoric for the last 3 months and finally BOOM! NADA! Well, what can you expect from a politician? All talk. No balls. Scared that the cons might outweigh the pros. Scared that racial riots will erupt and rivers of blood will stream down the streets. Scared of a million different things that will happen when you take power. Just do it man. Take power like a man and give us democracy like it should be. We can weather the storm. We've always have.
Besides it's high time for a little chaos and destruction to occur - would let something new and maybe better grow from the ashes.
The wheels of life and fate are a'turnin' and there is no one who can stop it. Best to ride it to the top than be crushed beneath them.
Besides it's high time for a little chaos and destruction to occur - would let something new and maybe better grow from the ashes.
The wheels of life and fate are a'turnin' and there is no one who can stop it. Best to ride it to the top than be crushed beneath them.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Selamat Hari Raya!
Yay! Just got back from kampung ~ beraya sepanjang minggu ~ this year raya was more enjoyable than usual; I played fireworks with my cousins and nephews and nieces all night long, lepaked and ate lemang all night long and even met "uncles" and "aunties" younger than I am. Hahahah. I dunno why but I feel like raya gets more and more enjoyable as I get older. Weird huh?
Here's a pic of my "latest" niece:
Isn't she the most cutest thing?
I've never really enjoyed raya while I was a kid - thought it was boring staying in a kampung - entah, xde bende nak wat kut. But now, since I'm older I can lepak with the pakciks and uncles, chat stuff with them - politics, cars, ladies.... I even found out that my pak angah had a pair of spent artillery shells used as ashtrays in his house - fuck - never realized that!! I was dashing ash into the thing thinking it was a vase
or something then i realized it was made of copper and it looked like a bullet so i lifted it and sure enough, at the bottom was a primer cap - IT IS A SHELL! It's a 150mm artillery shell, told my uncle, he said a friend in the military gave it to him as a keepsake. Here's how it looked like:
Man, now I can't wait for the next raya to come. Hhahahah!
Here's a pic of my "latest" niece:Isn't she the most cutest thing?
I've never really enjoyed raya while I was a kid - thought it was boring staying in a kampung - entah, xde bende nak wat kut. But now, since I'm older I can lepak with the pakciks and uncles, chat stuff with them - politics, cars, ladies.... I even found out that my pak angah had a pair of spent artillery shells used as ashtrays in his house - fuck - never realized that!! I was dashing ash into the thing thinking it was a vase
or something then i realized it was made of copper and it looked like a bullet so i lifted it and sure enough, at the bottom was a primer cap - IT IS A SHELL! It's a 150mm artillery shell, told my uncle, he said a friend in the military gave it to him as a keepsake. Here's how it looked like:Man, now I can't wait for the next raya to come. Hhahahah!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Boom Boom Satellites - Intergalactic
Boom Boom Satellites - Intergalactic
You know you wanna get over
You need it to be around
You could fall all over
Slipping down a slide
Crush and burn Going nowhere, and I don't care
Don't compromise on what I want to be
Crush and burn Going nowhere, and I don't care
I'll crawl on the floor flapping my hands
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Better go
Nobody tells you the reason
No matter how you try
How do we get to stay close
Come if you're gonna get some
Grab a hold of my shoes and you fly away
Seven counts in which I can't wait now
Grab a hold of my shoes and you fly away
So Dance to the sound if you still can
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
I can feel it
Rushin' in my veins
Drivin' my soul
I'm Drivin my soul
Nothing behind you
Pushin' the heat back
Gotta get over
Gotta get over
Over now
You know you need it I need it too
I can't sleep at night
Changing your way can save you
Over and over again
Night and day Smash it up til there's nothing left
What remains is so small so turn out the lights
Night and day Smash it up til there's nothing left
And I know I'll never get them back
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Better go
- got it from this site: http://lyric.kget.jp/lyric/jk/zg/
You know you wanna get over
You need it to be around
You could fall all over
Slipping down a slide
Crush and burn Going nowhere, and I don't care
Don't compromise on what I want to be
Crush and burn Going nowhere, and I don't care
I'll crawl on the floor flapping my hands
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Better go
Nobody tells you the reason
No matter how you try
How do we get to stay close
Come if you're gonna get some
Grab a hold of my shoes and you fly away
Seven counts in which I can't wait now
Grab a hold of my shoes and you fly away
So Dance to the sound if you still can
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
I can feel it
Rushin' in my veins
Drivin' my soul
I'm Drivin my soul
Nothing behind you
Pushin' the heat back
Gotta get over
Gotta get over
Over now
You know you need it I need it too
I can't sleep at night
Changing your way can save you
Over and over again
Night and day Smash it up til there's nothing left
What remains is so small so turn out the lights
Night and day Smash it up til there's nothing left
And I know I'll never get them back
Intergalactic
Party is over
Begin to breath
Better catch up
Intergalactic
Party is over
Starting to fly
Now it all comes
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Bring it on down
I'm starting to like this
I gotta go now
I gotta go
Totally Wired
We're connected
All in the right place
All in the right place
Better go
- got it from this site: http://lyric.kget.jp/lyric/jk/zg/
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